Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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