did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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