you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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