When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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