I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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