nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
