i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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