I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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