I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Your shirt... Was in my pants
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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