have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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