Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
