and next time when you feel me up, do it right
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
