There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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