the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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