im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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