I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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