I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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