I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
