yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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