how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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