people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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