I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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