i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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