Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
it was like eating out sand paper
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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