dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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