How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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