I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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