I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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