well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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