at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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