If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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