All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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