Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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