youre lurking in front of me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
