I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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