Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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