Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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