Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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