We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
