absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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