Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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