Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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