guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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