is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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