Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
