Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You pole danced in your parka.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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