Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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