do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Randomize
