Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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