Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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