We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
