barbara walters just said penis...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Green mimosas i think yes
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
