Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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