When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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