He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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