so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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