You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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