love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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