Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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