lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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