This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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